Quote #31556
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
Quote #18092
The moon is a friend for the lonesome to talk to.
Quote #16300
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Quote #10895
An education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable...
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #4101
There is nothing more contagious on this planet than enthusiasm.
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...
Quote #13059
If indeed you must be candid, be candid beautifully.
Quote #18509
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
Quote #17810
He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...