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It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present...
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Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay...
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
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The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
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The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled...
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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When Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to...
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If you get up one more time than you fall you will make it...
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So different are the colours of life, as we look forward to the future,...
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True hope is swift, and flies with swallow’s wings Kings it makes gods, and...