Quote #25418
The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
Quote #25200
It matters not how long we live but how.
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.
Quote #6326
The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
Quote #11365
Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.
Quote #21694
Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
Quote #3917
Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.
Quote #33978
There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical...
Quote #33726
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.
Quote #28407
Something tells me that the first mousetrap wasn’t designed to catch mice at all,...