Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #20545
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody...
Quote #19070
Penny wise, pound foolish.
Quote #3406
Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and torturous executions,...
Quote #18848
Our worst fault is our preoccupation with the faults of others.
Quote #11165
A dog owns nothing, yet is seldom dissatisfied.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #2801
What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the...
Quote #34032
I think it’s them…Men. They have no fortitude. They’re always dying or skedaddling off...
Quote #3645
When I give food to the poor, they call me a saint. When I...