Quote #26498
Thieves respect property. They merely wish the property to become their property that they...
Quote #8205
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
Quote #14700
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.
Quote #29465
I do not like this word bomb. It is not a bomb it is...
Quote #26465
An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure...
Quote #1231
Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel...
Quote #3163
When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her,...
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #4375
Bad men live that they may eat and drink, whereas good men eat and...
Quote #6450
Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.