Quote #2559
I hate women because they always know where things are.
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California is a fine place to live–if you happen to be an orange.
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawer.
Quote #5616
The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more...
Quote #29083
An ounce of emotion is equal to a ton of facts.
Quote #3961
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
Quote #23397
Nature does not loathe virtue it is unaware of its existence.
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Buy on the rumor sell on the news.
Quote #30046
Making the simple complicated is commonplace making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that’s creativity.
Quote #4032
No one knows what he can do until he tries.