Quote #24983
Never answer a hypothetical question.
Quote #32598
In the end, the only people who fail are those who do not try.
Quote #528
I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
Quote #4558
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
Quote #16522
It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government...
Quote #26448
Ridicule is the best test of truth.
Quote #23915
Do not weep do not wax indignant. Understand.
Quote #25153
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.
Quote #5848
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is...
Quote #11062
I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.