Quote #499
When a man meets catastrophe on the road, he looks in his purse, but...
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
Quote #18851
Faith, is a knowledge within the heart, beyond the reach of proof.
Quote #28412
I don’t say that the bird is ‘good’ or the bat is ‘bad.’ But...
Quote #24496
Let me leap out of the frying-pan into the fire or, out of God’s...
Quote #8241
Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good...
Quote #13190
Victory has a thousand fathers; defeat is an orphan.
Quote #6254
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
Quote #1654
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down...
Quote #27124
Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...