Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.
Quote #13951
If you rest, you rust.
Quote #17180
My belief is that to have no wants is divine.
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #4456
Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.
Quote #25669
If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along...
Quote #10225
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
Quote #13702
A man does not have to be an angel in order to be saint.
Quote #22795
Water, water, everywhere,And all the boards did shrink.Water, water everywhere,Nor any drop to drink.
Quote #5556
I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons...