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The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
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A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.
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Working with children with autism has provided me with an opportunity to see the...
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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating? Ed: Oh, yeah, but not right now.
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The greatest way to live with honor in this world is to be what...
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The little unremembered acts of kindness and love are the best parts of a...
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It is impossible to mentally or socially enslave a Bible reading People.
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There is no surprise more magical than the surprise of being loved it is...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...