Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
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The day is coming, and it ain’t going to be long, when you ain’t...
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If the grass is greener in the other fellow’s yard – let him worry...
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Give me neither poverty nor riches.
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If you put a chain around the neck of a slave, the other end...
Quote #29390
Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising.
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Tommy If I wanted a kiss I’d call your mother.
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Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman...
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An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not...
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A Book of Verses undeneath the Bough, A Jug of Wine, a Loaf of...