Quote #9536
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most...
Quote #2687
Was all this bloodshed and deceit – from Columbus to Cortes, Pizarro the Puritans...
Quote #6066
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #2944
The police…..always wanting to play games.
Quote #1166
An ambassador is a man of virtue sent to lie abroad for his country;...
Quote #29385
Don’t wait to be happy to laugh… You may die and never have laughed
Quote #11506
In the Soviet army it takes more courage to retreat than to advance.
Quote #7867
To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves…We...
Quote #18743
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...