Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
Quote #6303
If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.
Quote #7963
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.
Quote #13289
Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.
Quote #29557
If you ain’t never pick up the sword, you ain’t never have to worry...
Quote #6981
We must not say every mistake is a foolish one.
Quote #4671
When the stomach is full, it is easy to talk of fasting.
Quote #31697
It will generally be found that men who are constantly lamenting their ill luck...
Quote #23505
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
Quote #21060
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...