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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
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Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if...
Quote #13189
To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.
Quote #9459
Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues.
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It all meant nothing but ‘Move a little farther. You are to near me.’
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Confound those who have said our remarks before us.
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The truest expression of a people is in its dance and music.
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The goal of education is the advancement of knowledge and the dissemination of truth.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last...