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The only reason I made a commercial for American Express was to pay for...
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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Of all the warning sounds that animals make, I think the one that’s the...
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He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.
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Personally I’m always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
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Congress is so strange. A man gets up to speak and says nothing. Nobody...
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Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
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Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no...
Quote #5919
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.