Quote #32313
Never complain about growing old, Because so many never get the chance
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Live each season as it passes breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the...
Quote #8699
The function of government ought to be: make sure you have good water to...
Quote #32454
Life is too short to be sensible.
Quote #20719
By giving us the opinions of the uneducated, journalism keeps us in touch with...
Quote #19340
Nothing you can’t spell will ever work.
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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
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The natural superiority of women is a biological fact, and a socially acknowledged reality.
Quote #9853
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.