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You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have...
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Be afraid of a gentleman when he is hungry, and of a mean person...
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for...
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Love is blind friendship closes its eyes.
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Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.
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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
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All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.
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Never let a stain from the past put a mark on your future.