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Familiarity breeds contempt, while rarity wins admiration.
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Men of ill judgment oft ignore the good That lies within their hands, till...
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I took a look around the office. … I walked out and closed the...
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
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Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...
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If you’re able to be yourself, then you have no competition. All you have...
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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the...
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The secret of good writing is to say an old thing in a new...