Quote #19644
Where humor is concerned there are no standards – no one can say what...
Quote #30865
It is easier to talk than to hold one’s tongue.
Quote #3447
Thank God, I have done my duty. Kiss me, Hardy.
Quote #27638
You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in...
Quote #8456
The structure of language determines not only thought, but reality itself.
Quote #13036
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Quote #33664
I’m worried that the universe will soon need replacing. It’s not holding a charge.
Quote #22314
The countenance is the portrait of the soul, and the eyes mark its intentions.
Quote #9582
A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse,...
Quote #2146
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.