Quote #33763
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #34318
It’s very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world...
Quote #28093
I’m the only American alive or dead who presided unhappily over the removal of...
Quote #43
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #5755
Your most precious possession is not your financial assets. Your most precious possession is...
Quote #27533
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Quote #13758
Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?
Quote #7360
Never lose hope.
Quote #29260
The Mets have gotten their leadoff batter on only once this inning.
Quote #4366
Not snow, no, nor rain, nor heat, nor night keeps them from accomplishing their...