Quote #26617
Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed.
Quote #18916
Never complain and never explain.
Quote #28484
Senator, I am one of them. You do not seem to understand who I...
Quote #1478
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like...
Quote #32729
One is never more on trial than in the moment of excessive good fortune.
Quote #27108
Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth the former course is...
Quote #2028
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe...
Quote #26220
Dont go through life, GROW through life.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #25619
Absurdity. A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one’s own opinion.