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Our job is not to straighten each other out, But to help each other...
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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once...
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There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves...
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
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May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to...
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I have been like a child walking along the shore line. Quickly discarding one...
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
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The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...
Quote #2684
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.