Quote #29233
Bombs do not choose. They will hit everything.
Quote #2017
If you laid all of the lawyers in the world, end to end, on...
Quote #7515
If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient...
Quote #27534
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #3708
“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
Quote #2979
Do Not Disturb signs should be written in the language of the hotel maids.
Quote #5223
The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the...
Quote #16744
There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
Quote #6438
The engineer is the key figure in the material progress of the world. It...
Quote #14446
Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.