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…Two and two are four. Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are...
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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
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… it is important to realize that any lock can be picked with a...
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Without question, reading has been the foundation of whatever success I’ve had in my...
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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.
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Friends applaud, the comedy is over.
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Experience a comb life gives you after you lose your hair.