Quote #252
In waking a tiger, use a long stick.
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #29733
I know what I have done, and Your Honor knows what I have done....
Quote #13768
Great deeds are usually wrought at great risks.
Quote #70
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Quote #31500
We are never more fully alive, more completely ourselves, or more deeply engrossed in...
Quote #1542
We only do well the things we like doing.
Quote #24207
It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat...
Quote #377
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Quote #33361
True love brings up everything – you’re allowing a mirror to be held up...