Quote #28747
I love to go to Washington — if only to be near my money.
Quote #23501
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Quote #22222
URLs are the 800 numbers of the 1990′s.
Quote #23504
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that...
Quote #29566
My boat goes west, your’s east. Heaven’s a wind for both journeys.
Quote #19497
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
Quote #33130
Challenges are gifts that force us to search for a new center of gravity....
Quote #31007
Truth is so great a perfection, that if God would render himself visible to...
Quote #11550
I must be cruel, only to be kind.
Quote #13493
My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in...