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Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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In every person who comes near you look for what is good and strong...
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If nature made you a giver, your hands are born open, and so is...
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… I said to myself that growing up really means slowing down.
Quote #24951
Men, their rights, and nothing more women, their rights, and nothing less.
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Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for...
Quote #33493
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what’s going on.
Quote #2817
I know a mother-in-law who sleeps with her glasses on, the better to see...