Quote #18907
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh at yourself.
Quote #17557
When the waves are round me breaking,As I pace the deck alone,And my eye...
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.
Quote #28229
It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with...
Quote #34030
Ladies and gentlemen, today we’re here to honor electricity, the charge that charges everything...
Quote #19140
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
Quote #11025
Alea Iacta est… (the dice is cast)
Quote #33949
There is a courtesy of the heart it is allied to love. From it...
Quote #5392
You better live your best and act your best and think your best today,...
Quote #34724
If you were in a burning house and there was a cat and a...