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All wish to possess knowledge, but few, comparatively speaking, are willing to pay the...
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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
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If you’re going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive...
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Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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When you determined what you want, you have made the most important decision of...
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the...
Quote #12416
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end...
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Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
Quote #30151
Appetizers are the little things you keep eating until you lose your appetite.