Quote #5191
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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It is commonly observed that a sudden wealth, like a prize drawn in a...
Quote #26511
I’ve learned that if you want to cheer yourself up, you should try cheering...
Quote #34879
The killing was the best part. It was the dying I couldn’t take.
Quote #13909
To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the...
Quote #1742
Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a...
Quote #4319
Death is not the worst; rather, in vainTo wish for death, and not to...
Quote #3328
A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big...
Quote #19116
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
Quote #9558
“Think as I think” said the man, “or you are abominable. You are a...