Quote #25775
In two decades I’ve lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging...
Quote #17088
Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the...
Quote #12809
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...
Quote #11180
A functioning police state needs no police.
Quote #2486
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)
Quote #11243
A silent mouth is sweet to hear.
Quote #27272
A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but...
Quote #8
It is folly for an eminent person to think of escaping censure, and a...
Quote #26108
Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #13000
Humor is a rubber sword–it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.