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The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering...
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An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do.
Quote #1919
Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.
Quote #24470
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Quote #16151
It is certain that either wise bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men...
Quote #28524
We need programs that will teach athletes how to spell ‘jump shot’ rather than...
Quote #11159
A danger foreseen is half-avoided.
Quote #23073
No mind is much employed upon the present recollection and anticipation fill up almost...
Quote #26117
Don’t believe your friends when they ask you to be honest with them. All...
Quote #4710
Have courage for the great sorrows of life and patience for the small ones;...