Quote #3330
Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.
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Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns. I am thankful that thorns...
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If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #17424
Nature understands no jesting. She is always true, always serious, always severe. She is...
Quote #28420
If you want to be the popular one at a party, here’s a good...
Quote #3308
I have no idea what White House statement was was issued, but I stand...
Quote #10017
When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
Quote #9576
If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a...
Quote #20703
For Americans war is almost all of the time a nuisance, and military skill...
Quote #6678
The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.