Quote #8033
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
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For the uncontrolled there is no wisdom. For the uncontrolled there is no concentration,...
Quote #28954
I’m becoming more and more myself with time, I guess that’s what grace is,...
Quote #10011
Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly...
Quote #5232
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep...
Quote #26517
I’ve learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing Silent...
Quote #1699
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #12982
Before the beginning of great brilliance, there must be chaos. Before a brilliant person...
Quote #10902
“Whoops” is a word that should never be said by some professions – Pilots,...
Quote #9154
Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.