Quote #27823
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.
Quote #18318
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #11212
A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell...
Quote #505
The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub...
Quote #1757
I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.
Quote #8369
Convinced myself, I seek not to convince.
Quote #28259
Here’s a good joke to do during an earthquake Straddle a big crack in...
Quote #23717
When I read a book I seem to read it with my eyes only,...
Quote #7920
It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise...
Quote #12661
Be generous but not extravagant, be frugal but not miserly.