Quote #21693
There is no such thing as a lover’s oath.
Quote #21589
I am a student. Please do not fold, spindle, or mutilate me.
Quote #2655
There are women whose infidelities are the only link they still have with their...
Quote #26314
Not a hundredth part of the thoughts in my head have ever been or...
Quote #627
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
Quote #33884
Love grants in a moment what toil can hardly achieve in an age.
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #8297
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man...
Quote #34045
See, that’s all you’re thinking about, is winning. You’re confirming your sense of self-...
Quote #16558
Billy Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is...