Quote #32401
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
Quote #6545
We are the people our parents warned us about.
Quote #599
I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in...
Quote #12924
I wish there could have been an invention that bottled up a memory, like...
Quote #3355
Women remember the first kiss, men remember the last.
Quote #8668
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.
Quote #23499
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #20511
Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it...
Quote #25152
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...