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I swear to the LordI still can’t seeWhy Democracy meansEverybody but me.
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“Where did you put it?” “Put what?” “You know?” “Where do you think?” “Oh.”
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What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
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The aeroplane has unveiled for us the true face of the earth.
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With reasonable men I will reason with humane men I will plea but to...
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He that will believe only what he can fully comprehend must have a long...
Quote #3401
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
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I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a...
Quote #29866
I cannot join the space program and restart my life as an astronaut, but...