Quote #17181
I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is...
Quote #28411
Sometimes I think the world has gone completely mad. And then I think, ‘Aw,...
Quote #24190
I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false....
Quote #1560
A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
Quote #11103
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
Quote #26455
Be wiser than other people if you can but do not tell them so.
Quote #22840
The politicians don’t just want your money. They want your soul. They want you...
Quote #32842
The greatest failure is a person who never admits that he can be a...
Quote #108
War is not nice.
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...