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I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn’t park anywhere near...
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Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of...
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I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
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I’m not the type to get ulcers. I give them.
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Men are like wine some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as...
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The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.
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The grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to...
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Love is a choice you make from moment to moment.