Quote #7922
I love children – especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #1330
A smiling face is half the meal.
Quote #33273
The United States is a nation of laws badly written and randomly enforced.
Quote #26279
I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
Quote #6402
Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but usually manages to pick himself up,...
Quote #4730
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.
Quote #28210
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the...
Quote #5153
Luck is a tag given by the mediocre to account for the accomplishments of...
Quote #30725
History is littered with the wars which everybody knew would never happen.
Quote #21796
We are certainly getting ahead if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...