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I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I’d...
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Time for the weather report. It’s cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of...
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The secret of happiness is something to do.
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It seems very unfortunate that in order to secure political preference, people are made...
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Change does not change tradition. It strengthens it. Change is a challenge and an...
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An apology Bah Disgusting Cowardly Beneath the dignity of any gentleman, however wrong he...
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The democratic theory is that if you accumulate enough ignorance at the polls, you...