Quote #6797
It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.
Quote #14853
We cannot be too earnest, too persistent, too determined, about living superior to the...
Quote #12973
The tongue like a sharp knife… Kills without drawing blood.
Quote #3185
I think, therefore Descartes exists.
Quote #23246
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #14020
How a person masters his fate is more important than what his fate is.
Quote #26309
There’s a moment coming. It’s not here yet. It’s still on the way. It’s...
Quote #25353
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Quote #28224
Here’s a good gag if you go swimming in a swamp and when you...
Quote #10256
No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of...