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My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I...
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Love changes darkness into light and makes the heart take a wingless flight.
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A funny thing is if you’re out hiking and your friend gets bit by...
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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else...
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Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than reading a...
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England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
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He’s a real loser. He moved into a new neighborhood and got run over...
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The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
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In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the...
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You must have taken great pains, sir; you could not naturally been so very...