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I remember my mother’s prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung...
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When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.
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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your...
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Men moving only in an official circle are apt to become merely official —...
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If a man’s mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also become pure.
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It is a sin to persue pleasure as a good and to avoid pain...
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How small a portion of our life it is that we really enjoy! In...