Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #22492
Rarely have so many people been so wrong about so much.
Quote #1431
A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #34096
Be as careful of the books you read, as of the company you keep...
Quote #1973
Sleep is an eight-hour peep show of infantile erotica.
Quote #12791
Hate the sin, love the sinner.
Quote #441
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls...
Quote #12801
He that jokes confesses.
Quote #489
God is love, but get it in writing.