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Half the time men think they are talking business, they are wasting time.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on...
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In history as in life it is success that counts. Start a political upheaval...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need...
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One of the many ways of managing peers is to knock them down so...
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To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil.
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Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
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Neither snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor gloom of night stays these couriers from...