Quote #23232
Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
Quote #2624
England produces the best fat actors.
Quote #19750
It is certainly desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our...
Quote #22452
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #31319
Let… others call me a hypocrite because I fired a gun in a moment...
Quote #28257
If there’s ever an amusement park called Bag World, I bet it would really...
Quote #15767
He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.
Quote #24676
If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
Quote #16761
The secret of being miserable is to have the leisure to bother about whether...