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If a rhinoceros were to enter this resteraunt now, there is no denying he...
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They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar...
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I now know how Abbot felt when Costello left, how Brinkley felt when Huntley...
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I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so...
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Whom the gods love dies young.
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Adaptability is not imitation. It means power of resistance and assimilation.
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Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it...
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Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and...
Quote #22428
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.