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Beanie I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy...
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I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take...
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Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
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Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck-if you survive you start...
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If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I...
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Language is the picture and counterpart of thought.
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Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going...
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We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people...
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Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind; the thief doth fear each bush an officer.